Tuesday, May 17, 2011

ARNOLD AND MARIA: SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION

Used-up action hero flops as a faithful father figure
By A. Scott Walton

1ST DEGREE: Having a baby out of wedlock.
2nd DEGREE: Having a baby out of wedlock with one of your employees.
3rd DEGREE: Having a baby out of wedlock with one of your employees, while married to someone else.
4th DEGREE: Having a baby out of wedlock with one of your employees, while married to someone else and putting your nuclear family (a wife and four kids) through the media intensity of your two terms as Governor.
5th DEGREE: Having a baby out of wedlock with one of your employees, while married to someone else and putting your nuclear family (a wife and four kids) through the media intensity of your two terms as Governor; AND keeping your “baby mama” on the payroll for ten years.
6th DEGREE: Delivering the lousiest 25th wedding anniversary present known to mankind.
No, after 25 years of marriage, Maria Shriver won’t be standing by her he-man now that’s been revealed he fathered a child by a domestic worker in 2001. She’s walked away from former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, and has not said, “I’ll be back.”
Who can blame her?
Once Shriver vs. Schwarzenegger goes through divorce court and the results of the settlement leak out, we’ll see who the real “Terminator” is.

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